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Re: 2024 Offseason

Postby bluejayfan00 » Thu Apr 04, 2024 7:12 pm

#RollJays wrote:
LJay wrote:What will Art do?!


That’s a parody account


LJay is absolutely fighting for his life out there with the parody accounts.
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Re: 2024 Offseason

Postby AttyAlum » Thu Apr 04, 2024 9:40 pm

Dana to Arkansas?
"But I truly care about Creighton and the fans and what they've done for me the last three years. I want to give them one more year and take care of business in the Big East so we can prove people wrong.'' ---- Doug McDermott
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Re: 2024 Offseason

Postby SeattleJay » Fri Apr 05, 2024 5:24 am

AttyAlum wrote:Dana to Arkansas?

Hahaha

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Re: 2024 Offseason

Postby GoatGibbs » Fri Apr 05, 2024 1:07 pm

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Re: 2024 Offseason

Postby LJay » Fri Apr 05, 2024 1:22 pm

Maybe not so gullible after all, eh?



bluejayfan00 wrote:
#RollJays wrote:
LJay wrote:What will Art do?!


That’s a parody account


LJay is absolutely fighting for his life out there with the parody accounts.
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Re: 2024 Offseason

Postby bluejayfan00 » Fri Apr 05, 2024 1:25 pm

It turning out to happen doesn't mean it wasn't a parody account that originally tweeted it :lol:
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Re: 2024 Offseason

Postby vivid_dude » Fri Apr 05, 2024 2:02 pm

AttyAlum wrote:Dana to Arkansas?


It is my strongly held belief that this is one of the most underrated moments in college basketball history - not just Creighton history.

A coach enjoys success at a mid-major program. Gets the call from a much larger school in a power conference. Offered many millions more dollars in compensation. Tours facilities. Gets to know university leadership. Accepts offer. Signs contract. Begins planning for the big move to Fayetteville. Dream comes true! You made it, coach!

(18 hours later)

Attends press conference. Chants start. The southern drawls become less and less understandable. Teeth missing in crowd. Disproportionate number of people chewing straw. Chants continue. Chants forced upon him in one of the most cringeworthy displays imaginable. Soul leaves body. Looks around in bewilderment, wondering, "Is this really happening?"

(18 hours later)

An emphatic "FUCK THIS!" Asks out of contract. Drops off the duffle bags of cash he was foregoing. Boards a plane to Omaha. Welcome back, Coach!

Poor Dana!
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Re: 2024 Offseason

Postby LJay » Fri Apr 05, 2024 3:18 pm

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Re: 2024 Offseason

Postby SDJay » Fri Apr 05, 2024 3:44 pm

vivid_dude wrote:
AttyAlum wrote:Dana to Arkansas?


It is my strongly held belief that this is one of the most underrated moments in college basketball history - not just Creighton history.

A coach enjoys success at a mid-major program. Gets the call from a much larger school in a power conference. Offered many millions more dollars in compensation. Tours facilities. Gets to know university leadership. Accepts offer. Signs contract. Begins planning for the big move to Fayetteville. Dream comes true! You made it, coach!

(18 hours later)

Attends press conference. Chants start. The southern drawls become less and less understandable. Teeth missing in crowd. Disproportionate number of people chewing straw. Chants continue. Chants forced upon him in one of the most cringeworthy displays imaginable. Soul leaves body. Looks around in bewilderment, wondering, "Is this really happening?"

(18 hours later)

An emphatic "FUCK THIS!" Asks out of contract. Drops off the duffle bags of cash he was foregoing. Boards a plane to Omaha. Welcome back, Coach!

Poor Dana!

What an epic descrpition of that iconic moment. Captures it PERFECTLY!!
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Re: 2024 Offseason

Postby LJay » Fri Apr 05, 2024 3:53 pm

SDJay wrote:
vivid_dude wrote:
AttyAlum wrote:Dana to Arkansas?


It is my strongly held belief that this is one of the most underrated moments in college basketball history - not just Creighton history.

A coach enjoys success at a mid-major program. Gets the call from a much larger school in a power conference. Offered many millions more dollars in compensation. Tours facilities. Gets to know university leadership. Accepts offer. Signs contract. Begins planning for the big move to Fayetteville. Dream comes true! You made it, coach!

(18 hours later)

Attends press conference. Chants start. The southern drawls become less and less understandable. Teeth missing in crowd. Disproportionate number of people chewing straw. Chants continue. Chants forced upon him in one of the most cringeworthy displays imaginable. Soul leaves body. Looks around in bewilderment, wondering, "Is this really happening?"

(18 hours later)

An emphatic "FUCK THIS!" Asks out of contract. Drops off the duffle bags of cash he was foregoing. Boards a plane to Omaha. Welcome back, Coach!

Poor Dana!

What an epic descrition of that iconic moment. Captures it PERFECTLY!!


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